HALLOWEEN HORROR HOTLIST ’25
We are back for another ghoulish round of the most unsettling, mind-altering, feverishly diabolical list of Halloween Horror Movies to astound and debilitate your wicked souls. Once again, our most putrescent progeny bestow upon us their favorite spook-tastic picks, answering the age-old question “What is the one horror film that every mere mortal simply must witness?” Their answers have invoked a cadaverous cadre more splatterific, more bone-rattling, more phantasmagorical than ever before! So ready your rituals, steel your mind, and brace yourself… for the horrors that await below!
ACTUAL PEARLS: The Brood (1979)
“It’s so weird and sensitive and psychological.“
Where to watch: HBO MAX

ASSISTED LIVING: Cure (1997)
“A masterclass in tone, pacing and intention. All facets are so thoughtfully composed, not just the cinematography.
Preceded a renaissance in Japanese (and subsequently, western) horror at the turn of the century.
There are no jump scares, gratuitous gore, or heavy-handed sound design, but the movie is simultaneously beautiful, meditative, and incredibly unsettling. Dare I say: hypnotic. The film is in no rush to draw you in with curiosity/intrigue until you’re as a committed as the main character to figure out what the hell is going on. No exposition; no frenetic editing; no wild, unmotivated camera movements; neither ham-fisted with didactic intent nor embellished with esoteric pretension. No neat and tidy bow-tied denouement. Pure kino.
Mike also offered “Eaten Alive!” as trash pick”
Where to watch: Criterion Channel

BEAUTY: Meatball Machine (2005)
“The wildest shit ever. Tetsuo the Iron Man but way more dumb”
Where to watch: YouTube
BIG BURLY: Bio-Zombie(1998)
“If Dawn of the Dead was filmed in an underground mall in Hong Kong and the nostalgia was updated to the late 90s aesthetic. It’s more silly than scary. And also makes you wish you still had your Game Boy camera…just watch it”
Where to watch: Archive.org

BODY OF RESEARCH: Eyes Without A Face (1960)
Where to watch: HBO MAX

BRUISE BATH: The Thing (1982)
“We’ve all seen it, all love it, and have all dipped a hot coat hanger in each others blood to make sure we’re not the thing.”
Where to watch: Archive.org, Shudder

CALEB FLOOD: Possession (1981)
Where to Watch: Pluto, Shudder

CONCRETE CAVEMAN: Bloody Muscle Body Builder In Hell (1995)
“A group of college kids in japan in the 90s prove once and for all you don’t need a million dollars to make a great and fun movie. You just gotta want it, work really hard and be insane. FFO of shlock, bad effects made with love by hand, slapstick, and evil dead.”
Where To Watch: Eternal Family, Shudder, Tubi
DIURETIC: Martyrs (2008)
“We took the still image from [Martyrs] for the art featured on our EP Martyrfucker”
Where to watch: Shudder, Tubi

DOG LIPS: The House By The Cemetery (1981)
“fuckin bob”
Where to watch: Archive.org, Shudder

DROOPIES: The Blob (1988)
“A big droopy terrorizes a town. The practical effects are brilliant and disgusting”
Where to watch: Shudder

FALSE TRACKS: The Eight Immortals Restaurant: The Untold Story (1993)
“Way more subversively political (and fun) than you’d think for a Cat III HK slasher. I could say The Hills Have Eyes (1977) cause we have a song on the new record called that. And if you have been living under a rock with your mutated family for 50 years, go watch that”
Where to watch: Tubi
FAMILY GARDEN: Pizza Party Massacre (2024)
“OHHHHHH YEAH!!!!”
Where to watch: Trailer

IDIOT MAMBO: The Addiction (1995)
“It’s from the 90s it’s very grungey they use vampirism as a metaphor for addiction and gluttony.”
Where to watch: Shudder, YouTube
LIQUID CROSS: The Blair Witch Project (1999)
“Blair Witch Project. The terror felt real to me, and it still holds up as a reminder that so much can be done with only a little. Also the last image is burned in my brain and still gives me chills.
Bonus recs:
Jon: “The Texas Chain Saw Massacre when Leatherface slams the sliding metal door shut omfg.”
Travis: “EVIL DEAD A true visual treat for the eyes.”
Where to watch: Shudder, Tubi

MOROS: Weapons (2025)
“Well shit I think it’s gotta be weapons”
Where to watch: HBO MAX
SANDCASTLE: The Iron Rose (1973)
“It’s a vibe”
Where to watch: Prime,
SNOW CAPS: Get Out (2017)
“Get Out is a classic”
Where to watch: HBO MAX

SPESIMIN: Island of Lost Souls (1932)
“Part man, part beast…thing!
Early adaptation of The Island of Doctor Moreau, with Charles Laughton having the time of his life hamming it up as the mad scientist ruling over his clan of human/animal hybrids, and featuring Bela Lugosi as a hairfaced proto-Wolfman. Since it’s pre-Hayes Code, the movie is heavy on the torture, cruelty, blasphemy and bestiality from the book, and doesn’t shy away from it’s social commentary or critique of colonialism either. It also just looks great, with amazing sets and creature design, and flies by at 71 minutes. It’s also the movie that our song Stubborn Beast Flesh was inspired by. What are ya waiting for?
Honorable mentions to hallucinatory giallo gore fest Autopsy (1975), haunting adolescent vampire tearjerker Let the Right One In (2008), and bonkers addiction allegory Brain Damage (1988), sure to please highbrow cinephiles and psychotronic goo-fiends alike.”
Where to watch: Archive.org

TLOOTH: Kill List (2011)
“As horrible as it gets, it still leaves the worst parts to your imagination.”
Where to watch: Shudder, Tubi
TRUCULENT: Nightbreed (1990)
“Gotta watch the directors cut. David Cronenberg is a super convincing psycho psychologist”
Where to watch: Prime, Shudder
WEBB CHAPEL: Mommie Dearest (1981)
“Faye Dunaway really throws the football on this one”
Where to watch: Paramount Plus


















